"America has a major stake in our survival. . . . We want the bad guys exposed and punished."
A) The CEO of WorldCom, pretending he wasn't one of the people running his own company.
B) Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai, pretending his government hasn't put most of the bad guys in its Cabinet.
C) The executive producer of Fox-TV's Cops, pretending his show still has ratings.
D) Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig, making the case for mandatory drug testing for baseball players.