Pumpkin porn doesnt get the credit it deserves. Anyone can put a blindfold or harness on a pumpkin and call it raunchy, but it takes true talent to transform the rind of a large orange fruit into a full-blown sex scene. And when it comes to that kind of talent, Seattles covered. Last year Babeland witnessed some amazing entries in its Sexy Jack-O-Lantern Contest, ranging from a pumpkin orgyseveral mini-pumpkins surrounded by booze, wadded-up tissues, and condomsto a witch with a broom shoved up her ass shouting Ouch! But not everyone was as appreciative of the artists efforts as the Babeland staff. Photobucket removed the photo I uploaded of the pumpkin that won, Babelands education coordinator Audrey McManus tells me, sounding miffed. It wasnt even a big deal. It was a woman masturbating, but her hand was totally covering her crotch. Think you can violate Photobucket standards with something other than pumpkin circle jerks and anal sex? Babeland will be accepting erotic pumpkins this week and judging them based on creativity and craftsmanship. But keep in mind that STDs are frowned upon even in the pumpkin communitymoldy, leaky, or rotting entries will be disqualified and thrown awayso be sure yours is free of infection. Entries accepted during business hours (noon-7 p.m. Sun., 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Mon. & Tues.), Sun., Oct. 28-Tues., Oct. 30.