Men arent the only ones who can wear tailored suits and negotiate investment deals on the golf course. And they arent the only ones who get a Girl Friday. Enter Lois Lenz, Lesbian Secretary. The title of Monica Nolans debut novel leaves little to the imagination, promising tales of lurid career-girl antics. You could read the book, but emulating the frisky Lenz is far more exciting. And while the words promise to be titillating at Nolans reading, the ensembles should be better. Thematic costumes are encouraged, with prizes awarded to the best working girls. So channel your inner Mary Tyler Moore or Maggie Gyllenhaal, stretch your typing fingers, and strut your best secretary. Dont forget a bottle of clear nail polish should you get a dreaded run in your pantyhose.