Do I really need to convince you to go see Jack White in concert? Really? Regardless of which band of his is your favorite, or whether you think The Raconteurs' Consolers of the Lonely is an evolutionary step in the band's blistering, southern-inspired rockage, or exactly like the White Stripes but with more penis, the reality is at the end of the day you're still getting to see Jack White. With a guitar. Playing it. God, you're so needy sometimes.