Ten Names for Our Strip Club at the Park

Another option for the seventh-inning stretch.

With a brand-new nudie joint soon to open within an infield single of Safeco Field, it's important that strip-club magnate Roger Forbes opt for a name other than Déjà Vu in a good-faith effort to blend into the ballpark district. There's precedent for this sort of creative nomenclature: Forbes could have called his north downtown pole emporium Déjà Vu, but named it Little Darlings instead.Hence, we took it upon ourselves to offer Forbes our list of the Top 10 names he should consider for Safeco's sexiest neighbor-to-be:10. Caught Looking9. The Free Swinger8. Bone's Zone7. The Hot Corner6. Jerk One Out of the Park5. Randy's Johnson4. The Grand Salami3. The Big Unit2. The Foul Pole1. Faces on Balls

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