Resolution Run

You are fat. You are hungover. You might’ve kissed someone other than your spouse last night. You don’t remember where you parked the car. There is only one solution. The annual Resolution Run offers a clean, cathartic start to the new year. First you run the 5K foot race (or call it a fun run if you prefer). Then you plunge into the waters of Lake Washington, polar bear-style, as an act of cleansing and contrition. Then you wrap yourself in blankets, head to the beer garden, and fortify yourself for 2010 with hot chili and cold suds from New Belgium Brewing. Aren’t you glad 2009 is over? Now where did you leave that car…? T. BOND

Fri., Jan. 1, 10:30 a.m., 2010

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