No event in his life goes unaided by an app -- no location un-checked into, no meal un-Instagramed.
And if you've found yourself on this post via our QR code in the dead tree edition, you must not have been scared off by the high blood pressure and heart rate this digital gorge seemed to have wrought. You want to live life in the clickstream, too.
Well, here you have it: 28 apps to recreate Stusser's techno-nightmare, and links for iPhone users to download them (sorry Android users, to keep in the spirit of Stusser's story, this is an Apple post), plus a little guide to help explain the function of each. For those of you following on a desktop, take notes for downloading apps later on.