Above: Waiting in line to take a leak while wearing a zebra suit in 70 degree heat can feel like an eternity.
Sasquatch is full of freaks and weirdos who love moving around in strange ways.
Bizarre hordes of humans wearing shiny capes, Pikachu costumes and chef hats all wander around a dusty hole in the Earth for one weekend and wiggle drunkenly to the sounds of rock bands and rappers. Sometimes, they just stand in a field and dance to the sound of nothing at all, talking gibberish to themselves.
The following is the most complete anthropological documentation of this phenomenon to date. Never stop wiggling, Sasquatch.