In a situation best described as both awkward and extremely dangerous, Lynsi Burton of the Seattle PI reports this morning that a shooting in Pioneer Square early Tuesday was sparked by oral sex interrupted.
Also, the suspect was reportedly wearing a tuxedo ... which figures.
As Burton details, Seattle police “responded to reports of gunfire about 2:14 a.m. in the area of Fourth Avenue South and South Main Street,” Tuesday morning after a couple reported being shot at by “an older man with white hair wearing a tuxedo.” Citing police reports, the PI indicates that officers quickly located and detained a man matching the couples description, finding a semi-automatic handgun in his pants. Police also indicated that the suspect appeared “highly intoxicated,” according to the PI, and that the couple was not injured.
Sure, they weren’t injured, but perhaps they were scarred.