Seattle Police Release Photo of Man Accused of Stealing ‘Hercules’ Penis Pump

What kind of man would steal $400 worth of sex toys from the Castle Adult Megastore on Capitol Hill, including a “Heavenly Dolphin,” a “Rabbit,” several pairs of hosiery, some lube, and a “Hercules” penis pump?

According to Seattle Police, a man who looks like this.

Yes, this afternoon on SPD’s “Blotter” blog, police released a photo of a man accused of the Sept. 20 theft at the Castle Adult Megastore that inspired Jonah Spangenthal-Lee to write, “A man spotted fleeing a Capitol Hill adult emporium last Saturday with nearly $400 worth of intimate items has aroused the attention of East Precinct theft detectives. ... East Precinct Burglary/Theft detectives are now working to identify the suspect so they can gently whisper him his Miranda rights.”

So far, according to Spangenthal-Lee, police have yet to fulfill that law-and-order fantasy. However, they do have this photo of the “bawdy bandit,” and are working to determine his name.

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